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Sunday, July 12th, 2009
9:34 pm
wow..live journal it's been so long since I wrote you!!! Gee i wonder who came up with my sn? lol....daymn.... so many memories....I posted on here my letter i wrote him...but just couldn't bear to send it...I'm not a child or in elementary school anymore...we are grown adults and he is fully capable of making his own decisions...but if you are settling boy for the sake of being comfortable...you lost my my respect after all you have claimed that you learned from our relationship. And ps-- your letter your wrote you meant to give me? yeah...actions speak louder than words..the letter will be returned to you.
Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
11:13 am
I think my gross sense of humor finally took a turn for the worse...lol

So I was taking a leak at the urinal at work...and I guess I was pushing so hard, I busted ass really loud and long...long enough that my ass probably could have played "ma ma quita" twice through, through a trombone...then I start giggling and laughing by myself at the urinal thinking it was probably the funniest thing I've heard all morning...little did I know or realize that the Vice President of my Region came in while I was farting and was standing right next to me trying to take a piss...luckily hearing the whole thing...I wonder if he got stage fright lol.

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, September 1st, 2005
3:48 pm
I know I'm old and boring when I post...it's about time I grew out of this...

Im goin out tonight..I've decided

Current Mood: Thinking
10:03 am
-So...I was thinking that I'm going to splurge this weekend and go GAS Shopping...anyone interested? I haven't bought anything in a while and I figured that since I'm starting to Underwrite, I'll treat myself. I'm so Excited!... my car is not that bad on gas at all..20 miles per gallon, and it costed me $37 last night to fill my gas tank up 3/4's of the way... I guess that not nearly as bad as other people's, but still.

-A Mac truck driving down our street last night Took our phone lines down...so no regular phone or internet for me until Saturday..omg what the fuck do I do...what do I do? Help someone please!! I can't survive without internet! pssht yeah right...I can't stay online for more than 10 minutes without signing off. I get so bored sitting there.

-Excited for Danny's party this weekend

-Finally September...I was really at the point to believe that August wasn't going to end...One month closer to FAll... yaaayyy!!! Can you smell it? B/c I can't lol. Where are my leaves?

-Need a hair cut soon..and I have a few new looks up my sleeve...my mom is going to flip lol...my hair just needs to get a tad bit longer

-I want to start going to coffee shops downtown...I told myself that when the weather gets better that I would explore downtown more and find places to eat and drink at, besides the good old fag hood :) Everytime I drive down there I find a small little place that I would love to eat or just sit and have a drink at.

-Went with Tina to Victoria Secret yesterday..boy was that fun :) She didn't seem very happy when I was in there lol.

-hmmm Im running out of things to post about... um... Six flags is a possible go-no-go for launch

-I think I might try to go out tonight...or at least out of my house...I feel like I haven't been out in a while

-No plans for Sunday or Monday yet...beings that it's a 3 day weekend for me :))

Current Mood: awake
Monday, August 29th, 2005
9:45 am
Weird Nightmare
So I had this dream last night that was really really disturbing to me…I had a dream that I was living a life able to see ghosts…In my dream I remember getting up in the morning to go to work, but it was still dark out. I was looking around all confused for a moment when I see something in the corner of my room. It was a really faint white light and it kept getting bigger. It was actually so blurry that as it got bigger it looked like it was coming towards me. Sure enough it was and I remember screaming and throwing anything my hands could grab at the light. As it got close enough it looked old with hollowed out eyes, a small nose, and I actually saw teeth, almost like a skull….So I ran for my door into my hallway and stood there for a moment…no one woke up…I heard my younger brother's alarm go off b/c he usually gets up at the same time I do. I open his door and it was dark in there too…and the last thing I see is that ghostly looking thing floating down towards my brother while it was still looking me. It actually looked like it was laying down to go to bed, and it looked like it disappeared into my brother when it layed down….of course I screamed again and when I did, I actually woke up…5:23am.
Now I rarely remember my dreams at all…but this one was crazy…I remember this morning getting up, going to the bathroom, and then turning on my lava lamp in my bedroom before I fell asleep again :( ugh…I'm such a pussy when It comes to having bad dreams or if I'm by myself in the dark during thunderstorms…

This may sound weird but last night before I went to bed, I was reading through this book I got a while ago on Candle Rituals…I remember reading one on "dreams." The purpose of the ritual is to allow yourself to dream. Again, sounds weird and funky, but it definitely made a believer out of me…I was also reading my book on Wicca. Cleansing time soon so I can get all of the negative energies out of my body. I know that after last night and it's coincidence, I'm def. interested in learning more...

Here's an Email from one of my friends Tim krontstain…a breeder friend lol…the grossest thing I've read in a while…

"Guess what b? I fem'd it up yesterday, lol. I went out with heather and got my first manicure and peticure, hahahaha. You should have seen them take the calouses off of the bottoms of my feet. It looked like they were peeling potatoes, lol. "

Current Mood: awake
Sunday, August 21st, 2005
10:00 am
Happy B-day Tina!
Yeah I'm up pretty early today...couldn't really sleep that well...the locusts, humidity and my thoughts ;) woke me up at the butt crack of dawn this morning.
Had a surprise party for Tina last night for her B-day...she seriously had no idea for once!! haha...score! And I got most of the party all on tape along with the new years party that Kevin had...I'll probably be sitting down sometime soon to watch the movie from last night....I love videos like that...the next party we all have I think I'll bring it again...
So everyone just sat around and played some card games while I video taped off and on...no one really got drunk last night, but just to the point where they were feelin good...my stomach kept hurting so I had to stop...
Then it was b-day cake time...it had Tina's picture on it lol. It looked pretty damn cool! She got some cool ass gifts too ;) "I love shaved beaver" lol

Overall, an awesome night!! I saw everyone that I wanted to see and to be there for her birthday!...Looking good everyone

I had a convo with everyone last night about school...and started getting all sorts of depressed: for some people, such as Kevin and Tim W., if they don't know it now, they'll know it later...it is possibly the biggest change in their life coming up...moving out and at school or even starting at a new school will change alot of things in someone...alot of things will be released from them, taking them away from things that they are sick of at home, it will create more dependency and free spirit. Kevin said that he'll be living at home I think, but still, he's going to a school he's been wanting to go to, so lets put on the game face and "get r done!". I am looking forward to how they both develop as people...b/c I know already it will happen...I've been there and I've changed so much from it...even developed new friendships that will last a lifetime. You guys will love it!
I'll be down in the city alot come fall time...you'll find me living at Rittenhouse park!! I'm trying to develop some writing skills for myself...I got really really interested in learning how to write poetry...my problem is just trying to get how I feel out on paper...that's the problem for me...b/c nothing ever sounds good or makes sense when I try to write. oh well...off subject sorry...
Other people that I know are going back to school are Lee, Steve, and Jeff...Spoke to them last night that's how I know...I'll miss you guys..I'll miss everyone..even though no one will be that far away :/
Good luck everyone school!!! Kevin has another month or so..but after that..i Have a feeling I won't be seeing him as much b/c he'll be so busy all the time with either school work or just work in general. We'll work some things out I'm sure...
Ok, im done for now..my older brother is getting antsy to use the computer...
Beautiful day out...what to do...what to do...
Good luck everyone ;)

Current Mood: blank
Friday, August 19th, 2005
2:24 pm
Booo Ya
A 98.75% on my Underwriting TEst :) Someone did say to me, "helllo there Mr. Underwriter." Welp, it's true lol..now. I am soooo excited....

Real quick
-Went with Tina and Danny to the Phillies last night
-Caught two fags having a picnic next to their jetta on the dirt/gravel in parking lot? How romantic
-Got chased by some guy trying to sell us cheap tickets, calling us college students and we needed to buy them.
-Tina caught in the moment with alot of hot Lesbians at the game...she was in heat
-Those God damn protestors...was kinda fun to watch everyone's reaction...two guys hooked up right in front of them...and basically the whole stadium clapped and cheared...
-Danny was getting into the game...Tina was into the beer and her bitches lol
-Tina god a little drunk and me a little buzzed
-Bustin on some fags with paper bags
-I must say it was the first baseball game I have ever went to..Danny popped that cherry for me
-I had to play pocket ball for a minute or 2 b/c my dick was on it's side and sticking to my leg! Got caught doing it of course but who the fuck cares
-Fell down a few stairs going to the bathroom and got caught again, but that's ok..
-Walked back and pissed on their jetta handle....yeah that's right

And now a little song dedicated to 1 or 2 people....oh you know who you are :)

ma ma ma ma ma quita, ma ma quita...ma ma quita buy your baby a papya, a ripe papya (doo doo), and a bannana (doo doo), a ripe bannana that your baby will enjoy ma ma ma ma ma ...

Current Mood: bouncy
2:01 pm
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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Thursday, August 18th, 2005
11:40 pm
Study Study Study
I have my final exam tomorrow for my Underwriting Promotion...will be up pretty pretty late tonight :/ Wish me luck everyone :)

I'll update about my night tomorrow... night :)

Current Mood: tired
Thursday, August 11th, 2005
9:21 am
Whhhat? Whhhhhaatt??!!!
You know how I always tell everyone that I love locusts? You know, those bugs that make funny noises while in the trees? That's when it's really summer, when those come out!! Well...I'm gonna kill them, all of them. One flew right into my head this morning while I was walking to my car to go to work...If you guys have never seen one, they are pretty damn big for a bug that flies...Needless to say the locust flew away happy after giving me a welt on my head. What? What does that?

Thoughts:
-My friend Tim's dad was dad was sent to Lehigh Hospital this morning for his heart Catheterization from his heart attack...hope he's ok
-I like how Tina slaps me in the face :)
-I sit across from this guy Patrick now since my move...his voice is so loud I just wanna stick my hands through my cubical, gouge his eyes out and pull his bottom lip over his head and then watch him run around like the little junkie faggot that he is!!!
-Other than that, work is busy and good
-I still can't straighten my arms out b/c I over did it in the weight room on Monday
-Took a ride last night to Neverland again :)
-In other news, I have to bust ass here, but 1) I don't know if it will stink, and 2) I don't want to shit my pants, aka Shart. Actually, I should just let it loose and stink everyone the fuck outa here! Crop dusting party at Tina's desk!!! lada.

Current Mood: bouncy
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
9:41 am
Ugh
Today is gonna be a blah day I think...My best friend's dad had a heart attack last night...I probably will be at the hospital all night tonight...he's ok they think, but it just sucks that I have to see my friends and family like this...say a prayer for him please...

Current Mood: blah
Monday, August 8th, 2005
8:26 am
-Work has been crazy, doing 3 things at once...the promotion will come...thank God!

-Friday; Went to the Cherry Hill Mall with Kevin...had alot of catching up that was Due...I couldn't decide for the life of me what pair of jeans to get lol...I had this new thing going on where my next pair of jeans will be worn to actually fit my body..not hang off my ass...they look good :)
-Kevin made some salads for us...with the turkey and cheese...and of course the expired salad dressings...but we found one right? I'm not feeling so well lol.
-Shampoo was fun...was a bit crowded for my taste.. all I have to say is...too many typical faggots running around! Probably won't be there for a while...and by a while I mean probably a month lol.
-Kevin? texting? curb? you've got yourself a pretty good fall on your ass lol.

-Saturday; drove to Kane's new place in cc...awesome loft with 14 foot high ceilings...love it..random summersaults down the hallway...
I'll def. be there around x-mas time b/c then I can buy a nice tall x-mas tree to put in the corner..then fall asleep under it.
Took a trip to Urban Outfitters and then walked around Rittenhouse park (The fall is coming...I'll be living there)
I had some ghetto pasta cooked by Greg lol.
-Happy B-day Kane!!!
-After that Went over to Media PA and stopped by my friend Joe Testa's pizza shop; taking over for his parents while they are away..so yeah when I got their he was a little crabby..ooo Joe..some things never change lol...there's alot of work to be done on you..also had some catching up with him that was long past due...hung out with him for the rest of the night, watched movies and caught up more...may be going to Conneticut this coming weekend with him? Not sure yet, but am considering it

-Sunday; Took a ride on the motorcyle to my Neverland :)
-AFter that just layed around for a while next to my pool...Kevin came over and we just chilled...rented Hitch...Cooked some good ole dinner for us...I owed him that...called it a night and went to bed early.

random thoughts:
I may go to Church again? what? yeah I'm thinking about it...

Current Mood: awake
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
10:26 am
Random Things
-First time using novacaine in my mouth for a cavity last night...drooled all over myself...amazing
-Bike ride at night with lightning bugs coming out don't mix...
-We need to talk
-Appointment tonight
-Appointment with Tina at exactly 10:45...need the scoop lol
-I Farted really loud in the bathroom while taking a piss and people in the stalls laughed
-Woody's tonight? Not sure...hopefully I'll have enough energy..I need to go out
-Bike ride with Angee to New Hope really soon....excited...
-A "Potentially Outrageous Togetherness" with Tina and others Friday night...shitting in excitment lol
-Atlantic City Saturday? 1st time gambler...right to the craps table...haha...craps
-I want to do my new car up the tail-pipe...it has an absolutely breathtaking hynee...I mean that thing is good...I wanna be friends with it
-Promotion at work really soon...one more test to go
-I need another vacation..anyone have ideas?
-I can't wait for the fall, my favorite season...Halloween, turning leaves,pumpkins fresh air, perfect weather, Fall also makes me extremely horny; so everyone...watch out lol, I'll be at every park known to man in philly..I think I'll squeaze myself into a kids size superman costume for Halloween.
-Last but not least...I need to go take an amazing shit...good talking...we'll continue later

Current Mood: bouncy
Monday, August 1st, 2005
7:11 pm
the Cutting Edge

(60% dark, 60% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 67% on dark

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You scored higher than 90% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 66% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Tuesday, June 21st, 2005
4:27 pm
Question for all you fags and lesbo's out there who wanna answer...

What is the first thing you have ever stuck up your...you know what?...maybe just to see what it's like or you were just plain ole horny...

In recent survey's, 99% of all homosexual's have experimented by sticking something up their brown eyed cyclops or their all american pink taco stand...what's yours?

Mine was Highlighter...I was 20 years old, still had a gf, and only one person knew about me...I thought it sucked at the time and told myself that I would never like bottoming... yeah...that was a big fucking lie to myself.

Current Mood: curious
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
9:15 am
Ok, it's definitely time to update this piece....
Sup everyone? It was good to see everyone this past weekend. Just like old times :P There are a few more stragglers out there that I still need to catch up with...you can't run from me!!! I'll get to you one way or another :P So should I update my life? I dunno maybe I should. This might be a long one. Alot has been going on with me...ah, maybe I keep it short and sweet...I dunno we'll see. Let's start with my job...it's going ok, but I feel that I need to change or make a move soon. The more I work here, the less light I see at the end of the tunnel for advancement, not to mention, I feel that I could be paid more than I actually am right now, with my experience and all. I believe very strongly in personal growth and that's not happening for me here. I updated my resume most of my day yesterday and also applied for some new jobs online. Was mainly applying for Financial Analyst positions with local companies in my area. They're basically jobs that involve alot of Statistics and Qualitative analysis, for the purpose of forecasting, formulation, making projections and probabilities for either company growth or keeping track of a specific product a company might be selling. Kinda interesting to me. I was always the Science and the math guy. I hated social studies and english...See and that's why we can't date lol. I'm also thinking about going back to Personal Financial planning. There is so much advancement there for management if you make it through the first 2 years....I had that job before when I worked at Prudential, but I don't know if I'm ready yet for that type of lifestyle. That job carried alot of stress and alot of work hours. I wouldn't have alot of time for myself for a very long time. I'm actually very very frustrated just because I don't know exactly what I want to do...but I do understand that some find out faster than others do...I'm patiently waiting for an answer on that. But thats boring lol...so I'll stop...

In other news, lets see...well I got my motorcycle license in the beginning of May, so that's pretty cool. Currently own 2 motorcycles and I'm in the process of selling one of them. The one that I currenly ride is a 2001 Yamaha YZF 600 R6. I don't have any pictures of that yet, but it's my baby for sure...lol. What else, I went skydiving a few weeks ago also, so I jumped tandem a total of 2 times. About 2 more jumps and I can learn how to be skydiving solo..not sure if it's ever going to get to that point yet, but we'll see....can we say quarter life crisis? lol...I think not...I kind of try to live my life now by living "today" when there's a possibility that I won't be around "tomorrow" type deal. Oh, and I'm 24 now! How exciting, One year older...Oh that's just fantastic. Ok and lastly, I'm still running the single route. Any takers? lol j/k.

Ok, finally, Danny's party this past weekend. I had the best time that night. It's was a typcial ne philly party when everyone just gets trashed and flirts with everyone else, it was great lol. Tim Stephens, I have to admit that was fun lol...Tina also looked like she was having a little bit of fun haha...Got a little jealous for a moment, but hey, my time will come lol. TOOL I LOVE YOU LOL. I Had a little bit to drink thanks to DAnny boy :P and the "Craig" dance came out of me a little bit lol. The next party we have, I'm bringing Jenga and Twister. Thanks Dan again for having the party :P It was good seeing everyone. Hopefully again sometime soon. Ill be sure to have a party or 2 this summer.

Things to do:
Go to six Flags. that new coaster looks sick (in a good way)
Take people for rides on my bike
Get a new job
Drink a whole case of hugs in one day!
Buy a new car sometime soon.
Make a vegatable garden..yeah lol
Climb a tree
Visit my friend Jarred in Florida
Skydive at least one more time this summer
Have a fun and relaxing summer
Having Boyfriend would be a plus, but isn't a must
Go to the beach every weekend.
and more to come later :P

Current Mood: bouncy
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
1:15 pm
Court Comments Recorded...
Court Comments.....

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges
were actually taking place.
_________________________________
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
______________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you
have forgotten?
_____________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Doris?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo
or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
_____________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
_____________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
______________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?
A: Oral.
______________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
______________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
______________________________________
SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST!!!!!!
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere
Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
2:45 pm
Bahahahahah
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

Current Mood: calm
Friday, February 18th, 2005
6:26 pm
Hey guys...um...I actually just caught up with livejournal today. Haven't really been on here for a while, but a previous entry kinda reminded me to type this out to you guys since I kinda left everything unexplained. I have already been taking some Craig time. Hence, me not being online alot or you not seeing me alot. And it's not like I can pinpoint a specfic reason why I'm doing it. All I know is that I need a break. I find myself developing a short fuse for no reason towards things and I'd rather not surround myself as much towards you guys like that since you don't even deserve it. And its not like anyone did anything, it's one of those times when you just need be by yourself more, reset priorities, think about your friends and family think about your path in life...etc. I just don't feel 100% happy with anything for some reason, when I should be, but i need to find out why and freaking fix it before I drive myself crazy. Dad's been really sick too. I tend not to talk about it, nor will I get into it, but I've been home alot too. I dunno, I'm just as confused as you guys might be, but deep down inside, I know I've been needing this for one reason or another for a very long time. I really do Love you guys. I'll be in touch with you all at some point. I'm just gonna be cutting back for a little while longer. I truely think this is a good time to take it since everyone is either busy with work or school also.

New sn, "Rainswimsfree" on here. Haven't updated it in a while, but I hope to in the short term future. Won't really be on this one anymore.

Love you guys. lada

Current Mood: contemplative
Monday, February 7th, 2005
8:36 pm
Inspiration from a special friend, a best friend... :P
NEVER HAVE REGRETS!!!!
Some things I've come across and picked up along the way...

1. There are at least two people in this world that
you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in
some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is
because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to
anyone,even if they don't like you.

**5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before
they go to sleep. (My favorate)

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone you don't even know loves you

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on
you, take a look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude
remarks.

Current Mood: happy
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